conorthebarbarian:

official-missouri:

okayysophia:

minibiggie:

adonischildsupportcase:

Originally posted by sonandheirofnothinginparticular

this is the male equivalent of “women having periods is unnatural”

Me, an impure burger loving manthot:

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milkee-way:

grimeclown:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

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lemon-geesus:

gweenday:

young man, the groomsbride is a whore i said young man, please close the goddamn door

this is it

the post that is simultaneously the best and worst post in existence

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14g:

Artist: Michael Linders | Image source

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roddaprime:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

backstageleft:

I moved into summerstock housing tonight and a friendly orange cat immediately greeted my kitties to the neighborhood (he actually climbed into my damn car). 

But then when I stepped into my apartment building I found this:

Make Chester an indoor cat

L E T H I M I N

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the-incedible-sulk:

dualityofsquid:

markv5:

Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

Два вечно удивлённых изумруда на плюшевом серебре :3

“two perpetually smiling emeralds on plush silver :3”

The nose is a little heart awww

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